Marc Jacobs Employee Mistook Cocaine Delivery For Anthrax Attack
An employee at Marc Jacobs’ SoHo store intercepted a delivery of cocaine; she called the cops because she thought it was anthrax. It can be hard to tell the difference between drug dealers and...
View ArticleWikileaks Releases CIA Memo About US As ‘Exporter Of Terrorism’
Wikileaks has published its most recent catch: a brief February 2010 CIA memo analysing risks to homeland security if the United States is perceived as an “exporter of terrorism.” The document (the PDF...
View ArticleMeet The Terror Suspect Who Tried Out For ‘Canadian Idol’
Khuram Sher was one of three men arrested in Ottawa today under suspicion he planned to attack Canadian targets as the member of a local terrorism cell. He also sang Avril Lavigne’s “Complicated” on...
View ArticleJonas Brother Attempts To Smuggle Knives Out Of Abu Dhabi
Pop star Joe Jonas was stopped by airport security in Abu Dhabi on Wednesday because he’d packed knives in his carry-on luggage by mistake. Yeah, that’s what they all say. According to girlfriend...
View ArticleIt Wouldn’t Be Christmas Without An Al-Qaida Terror Plot
Iraqi authorities have rounded up 73 suspected Al-Qaida operatives in recent weeks, some of whom claim to members of cells planning Christmastime attacks in the U.S. and Europe. The Iraqi government...
View ArticleMore Evidence That Working For Al Qaida Is A Very Bad Job
Al Qaida in Iraq keeps excellent books, which some Rand Corporation analysts got a hold of and used to conduct a forensic audit to figure out how Al Qaida functions. Very efficiently, it turns out. But...
View ArticleLoose Tweets Sink Ships Full Of Young British Women
The British Ministry of Defence is worried about oversharing military personnel and their oversharing families, so they’ve created a few videos that should really make everyone think twice about...
View ArticleNorway Attacks Suspect Reportedly Confesses, Wrote Manifesto
Norwegian nationalist Anders Behring Breivik has admitted to yesterday’s bombing in Oslo and subsequent shooting spree on Utoya Island that killed at least 85, say news reports. Breivik told his...
View ArticleJudge Rules No Publicity Stunt For Norway Shooter Today
A judge in Norway has spared the world from a “marketing” stunt by wet-suited Norwegian terrorist Anders Behring Breivik, and will hold his arraignment behind closed doors today. Breivik also asked to...
View ArticleNorway Shooter’s ‘Classic Aryan Face’ Came From Plastic Surgery
Norwegian terrorist Anders Behring Breivik apparently told a school friend that he’d had nose and chin jobs performed in America years ago. Norway’s intel chief Janne Kristiansen took notice, saying,...
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